This is a recent addition to my political theory in fulfillment of my childhood dream whilst at Aladura Comprehensive High School, Anthony Village, Lagos to be a philosopher, political theorist and become the most quoted human being on the planet earth.
In this my latest addition to the global political jargon, it is to that gang of colonial politicians who have been moving from one Western nation to another to give their colonial masters whom they want to sell Nigeria, Africa and all persons of African ancestry to all over again, situation reports about their strategies to capture power at the centre at all cost and asking for their support, probably hoping to give these former colonial masters unhindered access to Africa's resources once more.
The band of these executive mobs - those street urchins and political almajiris suffering identity crisis declared agberoically through one John Oyegun their Chairman deceiving the Nigerian people and portraying themselves to them as "saviours": “As a party, we assure you that we will congratulate president Goodluck Jonathan and his party, PDP if our presidential candidate and party are defeated in free and fair elections, and we will not go to court. However, as a party, we wish to reiterate, that we will not hesitate forming a parallel government, if the 2015 election are rigged either by the use of security agencies (police or military) to harass, intimidate and cajole voters or through the use of a compromise Independent National Electoral Commission, (INEC).”
Since this is just a synopsis, I shall at this juncture define Parallelism as the government of a supra-anarchic elements for the same irredeemable decadent elements and by the supra-anarchic elements. Those who promote or advocate this type of aberration in any nation's body politics are to be referred to as Parallelists. Thus, the parallelists are supra-anarchists of the worst kind - irredeemably decadent anarchists. It is either their way or nobody's way. If they can't have or get their way in their own operating environment, they then create a situation of unparalleled chaos and set up a parallel Government with all governmental apparatus within the environment of a duly constituted Government or outside of it in a foreign nation, where they mount up propaganda against the constitutionally recognised Government in their country of origin.
Parallelists are no respecters of persons, of laws of human dignity; of free speech; of democracy; robust debate; of constituted authority, etc. Their ultra-anarchism is just for the pleasure of it as they often do revel in purposeless malignity. In any country where there exists these rotten elements, their actions/inactions should be considerd worse than treasonable felony.
Therefore, the pre-fix Parallelist should precede their names if they have any.
Examples:
⦁ Parallelist Muhammadu Buhari
*Parallelist Abubakar Shekau
⦁ Parallelist Bola Ahmed Tinubu-Field Marshall
⦁ Parallelist John Oyegun
⦁ Parallelist Lai Mohammed
⦁ Arch-Parallelist Rotimi Amaechi.
Parallelists are not democrats, although in their delusions of grandeur they think they are. This is why Asiwaju-General of Isale Eko sometimes thinks he Obafemi Awolowo, at other times he thinks he is Mahatma Gandhi and at another time he thinks he is Nelson Mandela. In fact, they biologically cannot be democrats because they are conginitally parallelists, hence their irredeemabilty. Apart from the fact that their brains have been programmed from birth to be who they are - ultra-ultra-ultra-anarchists (3ua), they lack the intellectual capacity for robust debate. They hate the ideas of give and take, live and let live.
