Saturday, 28 March 2026

Sweeping in the City

Part 1

Setting:

Problem Dey Plenty (PDP) branch of the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURT), Ukana, a Province in JIBITI REPUBLIC.

 

Enter, Akawuke Operator (A.O.): 10, 000, 000 Jibitira, ete yim.

Enter, Ete Obot: Nsiro? Nsiro!

A.O.: J10, ete yim.

Ete Obot: Don’t be ‘tupid!

A.O. (About to respond, but was cut short by Ete Obot, popularly known in Ukana Land as “Cut grass, take 10”).

Ete Obot: Kwi quahyet (keep quiet)! I say don’t be ‘tupid! If you no yump (jump) commot from my face nah, nah (now, now) I ko (go) frog yump (jump) and make you (yump) into the yacoon (lagoon) in faraway Yaygos (Lagos). Nonsense!

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