| 06 November 2016
SERIES: BUHARISM AND THE FIERCE URGENCY OF NOW
"Emperor Muhammadu Buhari is the worst that has happened to Nigeria in modern times."
The Sharia-compliant Emperor of Daura, Jihadi Muhammadu Buhari...the medieval potentate full of incomparable disdain for womenfolk and thinks they belong to the kitchen. Under his very watch, randy 'horses' in palaces in Northern Nigeria who pass for emirs are violating the innocence of under-aged Christian girls of the age ranges of 12, 13 and 14 years holding them in captivity in their whitewashed palaces deflowering them at their pleasure with the leadership of the Christian Association of Nigeria acting as over excited spectators in their 'Royal Fathers'' palaces or should we say 'hotels'?
Aisha Buhari, APC's new megaphone...speaking from the kitchen or the bedroom?
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time."
- Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of US (1809 - 1865)
Did anyone out there think we were in any way amused or flabbergasted by Aisha Buhari's carefully choreographed red herring on behalf her hubby meant to deceive the unwary and gullible Nigerians as insightful criticism of her husband's misgovernance and stupendous non-performance, couched in a form of public alert to deceive the naive that such misgovernance and a gross lack of performance were due to the fact that a "cabal" had hijacked her husband's government?
Not at all as by our unapologetic conclusion, Emperor Muhammadu Buhari is the worst that has happened to Nigeria in modern times. After 18 months of Do nothingness in government, the only consistently cosnsistent thing about the Buhari Gang is deception and this has been taken to an ignominious height via the instrumentality of diversionary tactics or carefully plotted throwing of red herring to cash in or take advantage of the prevailing national gullibility.
Not just now, but long, long ago we knew the Buhari Jihadi Gang (BJG) had run out of their steam and tissues of lies and the likes of lying Mohammed, cowardly John Oyegun, ever following without an iota of native wisdom in him, drive and personal initiatives including Muhari's two loquacious, impetuous and infantile rock parrots have lost their voices tackling their boss's political and perceived foes, talking endlessly and without coordination like canaries and weaver birds, whilst the All Pafuka Company (APC) have outlived their use-by date, hence should be binned and its members severally made to go to Iga Idunganran to be taught the art and science of jumping into the nearby lagoon by Kabiyesi and all those who had brought these ants-infested faggots to the House of Nigeria - Enoch Adejare Adeboye and Bola Ahmed Tinubu, particularly should hang their heads in shame!
Knowing full well, no rational citizen out there in the House of Nigeria, will ever again believe this band of morally deficient elements that currently hold sway in that hallowed ground of service - Aso Rock, they had collectively connived to exploit the naivety of a house wife, Aisha Buhari, whose husband before the gathering of the liberal-minded German audience had condemned to the kitchen, bedroom and the living room, and any other, including her husband's under wear to do the dirty job of throwing the current Aisha-herring to divert global attention from the prevailing realities of the nation's very pitiful condition, where its economy is struggling between life and death in an operation theatre with MB playing the lead quakery role.
And what about the House of Nigeria? Our candid and patriotic answer from our Observatory here in the UK is - the once respected Great House is today without noble souls, hence efulefus (worthless people) have taken over and the House of Nigeria is now simply a very scattered house.
Aisha's recent interview with the BBC which many a Nigerian has again allowed themselves to be deceived, hence they saw house wife Aisha's verbalization of nonsense using defence mechanism as bold, courageous and patriotic.
But our psychoanalytical examination of Aisha saw her creating a myth which she referred to as "cabal" she claimed had hijacked her husband's government, thus tacitly exonerating her husband's non-perfromance and unparalleled ineptitude, whilst castigating this mythical cabal which in the days of Tafawa Balewa was blamed for governmental non-performance.
Aisha's psycho-projection makes her guilty of the whipping boy syndrome (WBS). Generally, do Africans ever take responsibility for anything? We don't, for the simple reason that such virtue appears not to be in our DNA, hence in Africa and amongst persons of African ancestry, the buck always does stop at somebody else's desk.
A student who failed their exam would normally blame their teacher or the examination body for their failure; a death of a child in an African village would be blamed on the old man/woman next door after name-calling them as wizard/witch; a man that had lavished his investment money on concubines would turn round to blame his woe as the handiwork of his enemies or simply the wicked who often are said to have done their worst at such a time. And those in the political circle began first by blaming the mafia and these days as Aisha had cried out on behalf of her husband about THE ENEMIES AT WORK and perpetually so - the wicked whom she had fingered are responsible for her husband's non-performance and maladministration are the cabals!
Speaking reflectively and lamenting too at the apparent gullibility of Nigerians, a people who love titles than themselves, isn't this the very reason why voodoo priests and commercial pastors like Enoch Adejare Adeboye; David Oyedepo who in his delusion of grandeur thinks he has the monopoly of God and access to Him, and has so patented God to prevent others from reaching Him; Ayo Oritsejetfor; Chris Oyakhilome; Chris Okoties; Tunde Bakare; Mike Okonkwo; Mbaka Loudmouth, etc, are thriving geometrically, even as the nation's economy keeps nosediving intractably at a lightning speed with the current good-for-nothing economic managers of the nation having no iota of a clue in any least way whatsoever, and a multiplication of miracle centres in every nook and cranny of the Federation, as Nigerians have now because of their easy access to the so-called NATIONAL CAKE jettisoned hard work and would never, ever embark on self-examination in order to seek solutions to all that have befallen them and afterwards resolve with a resolute determination to let down their nets, despite their previous toiling all night without a catch, but would rather spend more of their precious time moving from one miracle centre to another in search of manna.
The result of this malady is that the Nigerian state today boasts of many miracle centres than it does of industries, factories, retail parks, business parks, business centres, banks, shopping centres, skills academies, business incubation centres, cottage industries, upstart businesses and inehaustively, many, many other economic outlets, etc.
But unknown to Aisha whom we judge lacks knowledge of the nation's elementary history, her mythical "cabal" which was created by Wole Soyinka when in the days of good-for-nothing Jonathan blurted had hijacked the later's Government, had been known as "mafia" - Kaduna Mafia from Abubakar Tafawa Balewa's time up to Emperor Daura's foray in Government as a military Head of State.
We must stress here that this so-called Kaduna Mafia in the Nigerian power equation were temporarily displaced in 1975 by an equally ruthless group - the Lantang Mafia leading to the Buka Suka Dimka-led coup of February 13, 1976 which saw the death of Murtala Muhammed, a member of the notorious Kaduna Mafia, but were quickly crushed by another member of the Kaduna Mafia, Olu Obasanjo.
Unarguably, the disarming of Col Dimka, by another member of the Kaduna Mafia, Gbadamosi Babangida here receives our unqualified accolade. Again, he it was as military President that completely decimated and annihilated the Lantang Mafia when he out-foxed the dreaded and very much revered General Domkat Bali of the Lantang Mafia and chased him out of the military, thus finally ending the flexing of muscles by the Lantang Mafia in the Nigerian power equation.
Still within the Middle Belt mafia axis, Major Gideon Gwaza Orkar embarked on a military misadventure, when he attempted to overthrow foxy Gbadamosi Babangida on April 22,1990, but the latter permanently cured the Middle Belters of their overweening lust for power, indepent of Ahmadu Bello's One North Project (ONP) and forced the whole of the Belt to retreat to their "willing tools" position in the Nigerian power equation.
But unknown to the untutored house wife, it had been sold to the nation that her husband was a strong General who brooks no nonsense, so how were the so-called cabals able to gain access into her husband's bunker and arsenal and disarmed him to the point of brushing him aside from his own very Government in which as someone in charge and in control they now are in possession of the Governmental sat nav in that country?
The house wife's hubby was presented to the nation and the world as a no nosense General, emperor, omniscient, omnipotent, Mr Integrity, Mallam Does No Wrong (MDNW), a hardliner, a hands-on medieval potentate and a maximum ruler, so how come he is now the rock rabbit, hounded out of his hole/fortress by these so-called cabals? We reckon only a very helpless weakling can suffer this ugly fate - or what do you think?
Did Mr Buharass not announce himself as belonging to nobody, so such national aberrations as nepotism, religiosity, ethnicity, corruption and regionalism - remember Major Kaduna Nzeogwu's reasons for leading the January 15, 1966 revolution(?) - would be abominations in his sight?
Our joy is that house wife Aisha's ignominious intervention to deflect the national and trans atlantic arrows that hitherto were flying left and right in the direction of her husband has backfired and exposed her and all the cohorts that conglomerate like crooked crabs in that satanic club, the APC full of anti-Christ as a people with zero-morality, having as their badge of infamy, wickedness written on the tablets of their hearts! This is just who this bunch are and it is not now time to reshuffle any cabinet, but time for them to leave that hallowed ground of service or be chased out by concerned Nigerians immediately. This piece is our quit notice to Buhari and his gang to vacate Aso Rock immediately or face eviction!
In the first place, Aisha has no business in politics or making political statements or being seen to be promoting Islam together with her jihadi husband above other faiths.
We couldn't tell where exactly she gave that interview to the BBC, whether in the kitchen or in the bedroom, but one thing is certain, as the house wife pointed a finger at the mythical cabals, she and her chohorts, we mean all those who had coached her regarding what to sell to the BBC, the nation and the world to save her husband from the 'fiery darts' of the enemies must be aware that four of her fingers were at the same time pointing to her husband and helping to expose his gross lack of performance and legendary indolence, lack of leadership, vision, purpose, creativity, imagination, inventiveness, innovation, universalism, liberalism, universal altruism and general poverty of ideas to rule Nigerians as ONE PEOPLE, his inability to move the nation forward and rule the world in the 21st century and beyond.
What is more, in a nation with a civil service mindset, and at the level of the Presidency, in this case, Mrs Buhari whom the nation had been deceived is just the wife of the President and nothing else, interviews are mostly questionaire-based to allow everyone (every Lai, Oyegun and Fasala - every department to make inputs - and all the interviewee, in this case, Aisha has to go and regurgitate to her interviewer all she had been coached/told to say together with the possible anwers she had like a parrot crammed!
Now that you know, do you still wonder why the so-called Media Chat I had suggested in my writings to be scrapped are so stiff and dry like Okproko and usually without follow-up questions and at the end of the time wasting chat, journalists that participated are handed their brown envelopes?
But for how long will our people allow themselves to be deceived and taken for a ride?
And need we aver here as our conclusion that all those who had coached the house wife on what to tell the BBC must not forget that a house divided against itself shall not stand?
SIDNEY BREMER'S MESSAGE TO ALL THE MUHAMMADU BUHARIS, SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSIS, SA'AD ABUBAKARS (III) AND ABDULMUMINIS KABIR USMANS OF NIGERIA
"FAIRER SEX SHOULD HAVE GOALS TOO"
In his great inspirational works titled Successful Achievement, Volume 1, Sidney N. Bremer writes: "In Japan and many other great countries of the world, only a few years ago, marriage was the only "sphere" open to girls, and the single woman had to face the disapproval of her friends. In the United States the greatest discovery of the nineteenth century was the discovery of woman. We emancipated her, and have since opened countless opportunities for our girls outside of marriage. Formerly only a boy could choose a career, now his sister can do the same. This freedom was one of the greatest glories of the nineteenth century. But with freedom comes responsibility, and under these changed conditions every girl should have a definite purpose."
A CALL TO CONSCIENCE AND TRUE GODLINESS
But when will their Royal Randies release their under-aged daughters to be married and have them deflowered and their innocence violated at such tender ages just in the same manner they have been harvesting and capturing CHRISTIAN GIRLS unchallenged under the watchful eyes of jihadi Buhari to be forcefully married to THESE WILD DONKEYS AND HORSES IN PALACES THROUGHOUT THE NORTHERN STATES OF NIGERIA?
IT'S AN ASSAULT ON ALL NIGERIAN WOMEN AT HOME/THE DIASPORA AND ALL WOMEN OF THE WORLD
All Nigerian women of good will and all Nigerians still having their consciences intact must arise and stop these irresponsible casanovas in palaces and go ahead to cut off their genitals in order to teach them moral restraint, force them to respect simple civility and make them embrace the principles of universal altruism, as they cannot be sending their own under-aged daughters and boys to the best and most expensive private schools in the world, whilst under their SEXUAL JIHAD PROJECT (SJP) they are busy debasing and messing up Christian girls from the households of the talalakawas and other poverty-stricken and hapless Nigerians, just as they have been sending their male counterparts from poor homes on jihadi/terror-related activities.
OR SHOULD WE INVITE MALALA YOUSAFZAI TO AWAKEN NIGERIAN WOMEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER BEFORE THEY CAN MARCH TO THE PRESIDENCY, THE PARLIAMENT, STATE HOUSES AND FINALLY RID THE NATION OF THIS GLARING EVIL, ANTI-CHRIST ACTIVITIES AND PUBLIC OBLOQUY?
Lastly, can these sexual jihadi emirs and wild dogs tell the nation and the world why they have been targeting CHRISTIAN UNDER-AGED GIRLS, whilst ignoring their Muslim under-aged girls?